Jurassic World was cool until they made me watch a brachiosaurus perish in a cloud of smoke and lava, whilst longing to be saved from the island.
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(Source: klaoudyna, via your-lesbian-friend)
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executive dysfunction is telling yourself for two and a half hours that you need to shower bc you smell like your workplace and you absolutely Cannot do Anything Else until you shower, doing Any Other Thing before showering is illegal!!! but you still haven’t for some reason??? you’ve just been sitting on your bed in a towel scrolling tumblr for 2+ hours thinking “I need to shower right now immediately” and growing increasingly frustrated that you are still not clean and you haven’t eaten or done your laundry either
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You have a thing at 2:00 PM so you set a reminder for 1:00 PM because you don’t want to be late, but you should eat by 12:00 PM. That means you should start preparing food by 11:30 AM, but you want to double check or confirm the appointment before 11:00 AM before everyone goes to lunch. So if you want to finish your other tasks by 10:00 AM, you ought to start at 8:00 AM, which means you’ve got to wake up at 7:30 AM and you may as well get ready to go out then ahead of time, and that’s how something that starts at 2:00 PM effectively starts at 7:30 AM and lasts the entire day.
n another thing i dont understand is ppl who have such a huge problem with diversity ?? like what r u scared of? different languages ?????? the fact that u aren’t included and can’t be nosy and listen to what they’re saying bc ur too closed-minded to actually want to learn their language instead of bashing it ??????? what is it exactly hmm
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I’m gonna go drink some water and see where that takes me….
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Being called baby or babe by the right person is like heaven tbh
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